Stark

Stark rarely got calls, and made them even more rarely, so it took him a good part of the day to notice he had a message waiting.

Having no idea what that was about, naturally he attempted to return the call.

Then, wondering if he was going to get any other strange calls, he sat down on his bed with a book he'd picked up somewhere.

And sure enough, a short while later there was another message, even more bizarre (and possibly offensive) than the first. So naturally that had to be returned right away.


[Open if you're so inclined but be aware I may disappear due to plague. And this post, like so many others, may be edited later for further phone hijinks.]