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Voicemail Post
Hello? This is Stark.
You can leave a message. If you like.
*BEEP!*
You can leave a message. If you like.
*BEEP!*
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Hi! I'm your new roommate, Izzie. Just wanted to stop by and say hi.
This is Aeryn, calling for Nadia. Look, I don't know who you are, I'm assuming you're new, but I'm... not trying to ignore you. And I'm not exactly sure what a 'little sib' is, anyway.
"Hi, this is Phoebe, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?" There's a pause then she continues. "I'm really cute and very attached to breathing, so I'd appreciate it if you would register for his two classes. I promise it'll be a worthwhile adventure..."
Well if your sex-life is none of my business, it's the first I've heard about it! Trust me, if you don't want any, you're not gonna be getting any, buddy!
Hi, Stark! It's your roomie! Sorry I've been out all day. Want to catch dinner later or something?
Hello, um, Stark. My, that's quite a name you've got there. This is Daisy, Daisy Adair? And it looks like you've been assigned to me as part of the faculty mentor program. I thought we ought to get together and talk about what we want to get out of this thing, so if you could stop by my office sometime this week or next to talk it out, that'd be great. See you then!
Turtle, thinking she was calling Charlie, left a message.
"UGH! Biggest toothache in the WORLD! I gotta bail on meeting you at the festival. Sorry!"
"UGH! Biggest toothache in the WORLD! I gotta bail on meeting you at the festival. Sorry!"
Molly hit call back on her phone to answer her most recent voice mail.
"I may have candy, but I do not want to play with your 'sword'. If you're hot, go stick your head in a bucket. Or better yet, go jump in the pond."
"I may have candy, but I do not want to play with your 'sword'. If you're hot, go stick your head in a bucket. Or better yet, go jump in the pond."
Rilla had gotten a little shrill:
"DON'T YOU DARE PUNCH A KITTEN, YOU VILE PERSON. AND I HAVE *NEVER* FORNICATED, THANK YOU."
"DON'T YOU DARE PUNCH A KITTEN, YOU VILE PERSON. AND I HAVE *NEVER* FORNICATED, THANK YOU."
Dani did not sound very happy in her response.
"I don't know what kind of sick and twisted person you are, but you need to keep your thoughts about monkey and ferret love off my voicemail."
"I don't know what kind of sick and twisted person you are, but you need to keep your thoughts about monkey and ferret love off my voicemail."
[From here]
"Dude, bear claws have nothing to do with bears. Also, I wouldn't let you borrow my dresses anyway. We're probably not even the same size."
"Dude, bear claws have nothing to do with bears. Also, I wouldn't let you borrow my dresses anyway. We're probably not even the same size."
It was definitely sometime Monday and not Tuesday why on Earth would you say that that Stark would find a container with some delicious foods at his door.
What? Liam was concerned! And there had been leftovers.
... Because he’d deliberately made extra. Shh.
Also, a note:
Just in case you felt like a change from baked goods. - Liam.
What? Liam was concerned! And there had been leftovers.
... Because he’d deliberately made extra. Shh.
Also, a note:
Just in case you felt like a change from baked goods. - Liam.
Edited 2020-10-07 03:58 (UTC)
Annie was feeling restless this morning and was getting tired of staring at her phone and waiting for Vought to call, so she decided to reach out to Rey with an idea that just occurred to her. (And, you know, she only thought she was reaching out to Rey.)
what if we threw another party when the weather's nice??? how would you feel about hosting???
She wouldn't expect Rey to say yes after last time -- they could probably hold it outside, actually! But it was good to have a backup plan in case it rained!
what if we threw another party when the weather's nice??? how would you feel about hosting???
She wouldn't expect Rey to say yes after last time -- they could probably hold it outside, actually! But it was good to have a backup plan in case it rained!
Before finishing up with training, Rey decided to send a casual text to her boyfriend. Oops.
Are you busy later? If not I was thinking I could join you for bath time. Let me know.
Are you busy later? If not I was thinking I could join you for bath time. Let me know.
I have no idea what the Dark Council would do with Jello and I have zero wish to know. Keep your strange, dark habits to yourself.
Edited 2021-04-01 15:31 (UTC)
Apparently it was a day for total strangers to sent Eleanor texts. But she was drunk enough to respond helpfully.
Well I'm not into siblings myself. I did take my cousin to prom which his therapist later told him that it did more harm than good.
Well I'm not into siblings myself. I did take my cousin to prom which his therapist later told him that it did more harm than good.
Sorry, Stark.
Why wouldn't you want to date me? I'm a goddamn catch. And a fantastic kisser, just FYI.
Why wouldn't you want to date me? I'm a goddamn catch. And a fantastic kisser, just FYI.
Edited 2021-04-01 15:59 (UTC)
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"Please tell me you didn't just release a bunch of birds trying to drum up business. Are they local birds? Are they dangerous birds? Are they food birds? Because people might not think chickens and turkeys and things can be vicious, but they can.
"God help us if you let loose a bunch of swans."
"Please tell me you didn't just release a bunch of birds trying to drum up business. Are they local birds? Are they dangerous birds? Are they food birds? Because people might not think chickens and turkeys and things can be vicious, but they can.
"God help us if you let loose a bunch of swans."
Of COURSE Ghanima was returning this call.
"To be perfectly blunt, no, I do not trust you to know that fire is bad," Ghanima said cheerfully. "I shall be judging you and your judgement until the end of time. I've met your family, after all."
"To be perfectly blunt, no, I do not trust you to know that fire is bad," Ghanima said cheerfully. "I shall be judging you and your judgement until the end of time. I've met your family, after all."
Hello, Stark, this is Jon Sims. The, um, property manager for your apartment. I met a woman named Faye who was apparently replacing your lock, and I just wanted to verify that you were aware of and okay with it.
Also, if you wouldn't mind, I should probably keep a new key on file in case of emergencies, if that would be okay. I'll be in my flat today if needed.
Thank you.
Also, if you wouldn't mind, I should probably keep a new key on file in case of emergencies, if that would be okay. I'll be in my flat today if needed.
Thank you.
Stark. Hey. Listen, I'm real glad you decided to pick up a shift at the clinic again, it's been great working with you. But, uh, I'm actually heading back home, so... I'm sure it'll be in great hands with you and Libby and the rest of the staff. Good luck!
Incoming text! If words on a screen could managed to convey excitement and victory, this text was definitely doing its best to do so!
Stark! It's Summer, and I have good news! Remember what I said about totally needing a spa date? WELL WE GOT ONE. THIS WEEK. THE TENTH. I've pulled some strings and got us a spot, so that me, you, Rey, and Annie can enjoy some MUCH needed US time and I swear you will be a new man!
There was a pause, before that was quickly followed with:
Not really a new man. You'll still be you, you'll just feel better. I hope. it'll be really nice, anyway, so I hope you can still make it! ❤️❤️❤️
Stark! It's Summer, and I have good news! Remember what I said about totally needing a spa date? WELL WE GOT ONE. THIS WEEK. THE TENTH. I've pulled some strings and got us a spot, so that me, you, Rey, and Annie can enjoy some MUCH needed US time and I swear you will be a new man!
There was a pause, before that was quickly followed with:
Not really a new man. You'll still be you, you'll just feel better. I hope. it'll be really nice, anyway, so I hope you can still make it! ❤️❤️❤️
Edited 2022-02-06 14:04 (UTC)
When Stark returned from the trip to France there would be a postcard waiting for him. The picture was of various Portuguese desserts, including Pastéis de Nata. Written on it was:
We've been trying desserts in your honor. They've these custard tarts that are wonderful, even the vegan kind. Hope everything in France is going wonderfully!
It was signed by Steven and, in clearly different handwriting, Watts.
We've been trying desserts in your honor. They've these custard tarts that are wonderful, even the vegan kind. Hope everything in France is going wonderfully!
It was signed by Steven and, in clearly different handwriting, Watts.
Sometime after radio went live came a text from Steven.
You all right? Radio sounded like something happened.
You all right? Radio sounded like something happened.
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