MHA #8, Tuesday evening after class
Class had presumably gone well and once things were cleaned up Stark had headed back to his apartment where, he assumed, there would still be a squirrel waiting for him. Hopefully just the one squirrel he was expecting and not any stray wildlife.
“Summer? I brought snacks back with me,” he called out as he opened the door. “Plenty of nuts to share.”
Had he said that on purpose to see if he could inspire another fit of squirrelly laughter? Maybe he had.
“Are you back to yourself yet? Or still a squirrel?”
He stopped in the kitchen to put down the food he’d brought back before heading to the living room to look for his temporary resident squirrel. There were plenty of blankets lying around to make cozy squirrel nests in. Not quite as many blankets as there were in the bedroom but he didn’t think she would be in there. He’d find her soon enough. The apartment really wasn’t that all that large.
[For that ginger squirrel!]
“Summer? I brought snacks back with me,” he called out as he opened the door. “Plenty of nuts to share.”
Had he said that on purpose to see if he could inspire another fit of squirrelly laughter? Maybe he had.
“Are you back to yourself yet? Or still a squirrel?”
He stopped in the kitchen to put down the food he’d brought back before heading to the living room to look for his temporary resident squirrel. There were plenty of blankets lying around to make cozy squirrel nests in. Not quite as many blankets as there were in the bedroom but he didn’t think she would be in there. He’d find her soon enough. The apartment really wasn’t that all that large.
[For that ginger squirrel!]
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It wasn't the inevitable nudity she was worried about so much as the inevitable awkwardness that was sure to follow in its wake, because she'd be willing to bet all the nuts in this joint that Stark was definitely going to be weird about it.
But if she had to deal with that, she might as well do it on a full stomach, so she clammorred out of the nest and went scampering toward the kitchen to claim these alleged snacks.
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"Not yourself yet then," Stark said regretfully. "Although if you were you probably would have left for downstairs already." Which would have inspired a panic until he figured it out.
"I brought back the party nuts and the nut bites. You can have what you like," he said, waving a hand at the food on the counter. "I'm sorry this hasn't gone away yet."
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(She liked to think that Lucifer wouldn't agree to something like that, but Lucius sure as fuck would have).
But, of course, she wouldn't need to worry about any of that, because as soon as she had her paws around one of the nut bites, she did change back.
While on the counter.
Knocking over all the food Stark had just put there with her expanding human legs.
Slamming her head right into the cupboards overhead.
"Ow! Goddammit!"
At least she hadn't broken through it like she had the garage roof that one time she'd accidentally blown herself up, but wincing and rubbing at the goose egg definitely forming already under her hair, she was convinced it hurt so much more.
"Son of a bit--" Mid-sentence, her tone turned from injured and annoyed to triumphant and victorious. "Ha! I knew it was going to be too risky to go to class today! Fucking called it!"
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"I have something for you," he said, carefully walking back into the kitchen with his hand still in front of his eye. "In the bag. For now. If you want it."
Yes, he'd seen all of Summer in great detail in recent weeks but she'd said she needed some space and maybe she didn't want to be seen right now so he was just holding out the bag (which contained a very soft and very fluffy and very pink robe) and very resolutely Not Looking.
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She blinked a little as she took it and looked inside and started to pull the robe out, because at first, she couldn't even tell what it was beyond it being very pink and very fluffy.
"Awwww," she said. "Look at you, being all prepared."
After all, any oversized robe that would fit on a squirrel was going to do even less good than an oversized robe one might put on, say, a koala.
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"I thought you'd want something to wear. If you turned back here. And it was soft and it was pink..." And he'd just thought she'd like it and it had reminded him of a very pleasant interlude on her couch wrapped in other robes eating pie.
He was still Not Looking.
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She would have remarked that the robe was better than any of his clothes, but...she'd picked out some of his clothes, so, clearly, that was categorically false.
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"I didn't think you'd want to be walking the halls naked," Stark said, having now just turned his back rather than covering his eye. "And I thought... you might like another robe. Just in case you needed one."
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He paused. "Is it... can I turn around?"
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"You can turn around," she assured him. "It's safe. Just fair warning, though, I definitely knocked all the snacks off the counter..."
There was a slight pause, a wrinkling of her nose, and a reminder that she was trying to be good, but she was never going to be a saint, as she added, practically against her will, "I just really spilled your nuts all over the place."
Look, she tried, okay??
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He looked at the nuts all over the floor, then looked at Summer when she made her final comment. "Summer!" He was trying not to laugh. He was failing.
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She was, though, (carefully, mindful of the robe and various gaps) kneeling down a little to at least try to pick up some of it from the floor. "But I can help," she said. "I made the mess, after all. But, gotta admit, this part probably would be easier as a squirrel."
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respectfullyfor a moment before kneeling down to help."You didn't make the mess on purpose. Is your head alright?"