Poor tiny Morty. He was doomed in so very many ways.

"I don't know if you can make a pancake out of just sprinkles," Stark said, frowning. "They wouldn't stick. Sprinkles on toast is fine, I think. Eggs...you can have that, if you like."

Stark would be skipping the sprinkled eggs though. Probably.

"And when did Pancakes say that? I didn't know she liked sprinkles."