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Hello? This is Stark. They tell me you can talk to me here if you need to contact me...
...
...
Enough enough stop talking to me!
*BEEP!*

Date: 2006-01-06 09:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-izziebell894.livejournal.com
Hi! I'm your new roommate, Izzie. Just wanted to stop by and say hi.

Trying to call Nadia

Date: 2006-01-06 07:37 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] can_be_more
This is Aeryn, calling for Nadia. Look, I don't know who you are, I'm assuming you're new, but I'm... not trying to ignore you. And I'm not exactly sure what a 'little sib' is, anyway.

Date: 2006-01-06 11:14 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sensethevisions
"Hi, this is Phoebe, welcoming you to Fandom High. I know that you're probably freaked out about some of the chaos here and confused over what classes to take. This is where I lend a hand. I suggest taking Celtic Studies and Arthurian Traditions with Professor Camulus. He's a great guy and he knows everything there is to know about his field of teaching. Trust me, you won't regret it. Please register for his classes so he doesn't stuff me and mount me on the wall like a trophy?" There's a pause then she continues. "I'm really cute and very attached to breathing, so I'd appreciate it if you would register for his two classes. I promise it'll be a worthwhile adventure..."

[Phone Madness!]

Date: 2006-01-07 02:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com

Well if your sex-life is none of my business, it's the first I've heard about it! Trust me, if you don't want any, you're not gonna be getting any, buddy!

Date: 2006-01-11 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ex-izziebell894.livejournal.com
Hi, Stark! It's your roomie! Sorry I've been out all day. Want to catch dinner later or something?

Date: 2007-02-13 05:19 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] actingreaper
Hello, um, Stark. My, that's quite a name you've got there. This is Daisy, Daisy Adair? And it looks like you've been assigned to me as part of the faculty mentor program. I thought we ought to get together and talk about what we want to get out of this thing, so if you could stop by my office sometime this week or next to talk it out, that'd be great. See you then!

Freaky Phone Friday...

Date: 2007-06-15 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stocksgrrl.livejournal.com
Turtle, thinking she was calling Charlie, left a message.

"UGH! Biggest toothache in the WORLD! I gotta bail on meeting you at the festival. Sorry!"

Phone mix up

Date: 2007-06-15 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bruiser-in-pink.livejournal.com
Molly hit call back on her phone to answer her most recent voice mail.

"I may have candy, but I do not want to play with your 'sword'. If you're hot, go stick your head in a bucket. Or better yet, go jump in the pond."

Date: 2012-03-21 01:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rilla-myrilla.livejournal.com
Rilla had gotten a little shrill:

"DON'T YOU DARE PUNCH A KITTEN, YOU VILE PERSON. AND I HAVE *NEVER* FORNICATED, THANK YOU."

Crazy Phone Day!

Date: 2012-03-21 01:49 am (UTC)
justlike_a_girl: (Dani -- Phone)
From: [personal profile] justlike_a_girl
Dani did not sound very happy in her response.

"I don't know what kind of sick and twisted person you are, but you need to keep your thoughts about monkey and ferret love off my voicemail."

Date: 2015-04-01 11:36 pm (UTC)
stacyexperiment: (phone)
From: [personal profile] stacyexperiment
[From here]

"Dude, bear claws have nothing to do with bears. Also, I wouldn't let you borrow my dresses anyway. We're probably not even the same size."

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